While Joe and Brian are working hard to save the townspeople, Sal is busy abducting them. Oh, and the Tloins play the hot new game for Nintendo Wii.

On January 22, 2008, Heath Ledger's masseuse called Mary-Kate Olsen 3 times before dialing 9-1-1.

Instead of a Nintendo Wii or a new Bratz Doll, the Tenderloins encourage you to give TRUTH for Christmas.

When Joe decides to wear clown shoes 24/7, the peeved Tloins take it upon themselves to do something about it.

"Hey Lorraine, it's me, Trent. Heard you got engaged. Good for you…Really."

The Tenderloins remind you that what you post here can affect people's lives....so please comment responsibly.

If hopscotch ain't gettin' you laid, why not give "Mailbox Baseball" a try? Go for it - the only one you're hurting is James.

The Geico Guido helps to tell the story of a real Geico customer.

Haunted by the memory of "How Smart Is The Average Person: Episode 1," the Tenderloins head to Staten Island, NY to find out if the locals have grown any smarter.

The Tenderloins remind you to wear the shirt, don't let it wear you.

A billboard rubs the GG the wrong way.

When a dead body shows up dead, the hunt for the President's daughter heats up. The only ones who can save her - Dutch and Warchowski, the Blind Cops.

Relationships come and go, but Whitman's Sampler is forever.

Raising a child in 1952 can be challenging. These rules will help.

Chicken Suicide is no laughing matter.

We've saved you a seat at this Roast of Biblical proportions. You'll die laughing, but will probably be back three days later.

When Sarah gets kidnapped from a hotel room, it's up to her husband to save her. Too bad he's such an A-Hole.

Wanna know how to pick up a chick? Listen to Daddy, cause he's got MOVES.

When the President's daughter goes missing, there are only two men on the planet who can possibly save her - Dutch and Warchowski, the Blind Cops.

When you're looking at a 5-10 year stint in the big house, you better whip your bubble-gum ass into shape. How? Maximum Security Workout with Ronald Anne Washington.