I haven't thought it was cool to hit other guys in the junk since 2nd grade, so I really don't get the motive behind this asshattery.

Seriously, fainting and faceplanting off the stage was just part of his act!

It looks like they're simultaneously trying to fight and have sex. I imagine it's because the one guy wore the same clothes as the other.

I would never rollerblade or skateboard without a titanium cup.

Hey, if those soccer moms who almost run me over on the way to work every day can do it, why can't this guy?

We're up to a rate of almost one "like" per second here.

Where there's a pool of water, someone's going to jump into it.

When you need some late-night snacks, you just can't bother with silly things like doors.

There's no traffic on the road, so I don't really understand why this guy feels the need to speed in the wrong direction on the other side of the highway.

A rather mundane talent show takes an unexpected twist.

Laser pointers drive this cat insane.

Well, she's fat, at least she'll float.

If you're drunk, don't dance on a the back of a truck. And don't let other drunk people pick you up and throw you off the back of the truck.

This is when we laugh at all the yuppies spending hundreds of dollars on gym membership.

The things some people do to waste their time...

I suspect an unfortunate encounter with Batman is going to end this kid's career really quick.

If you've ever wanted a hole in your chest, here's a good way to get it!

I'm pretty sure that having no fingerprints makes you just as identifiable as if you had them...

Maybe skaters do need their own security guards...

A face full of Kobe sweat probably made this woman's day.