Just slip on condom over their fancy thousand dollar smoke detector...pffft

Description and accompanying photos are on my blog www.qwerf.com.

I lost my wallet, this was a couple of months ago....I'm useless.

Got a free upgrade to a HQR4, Impressive, maybe not for youtube vlogging tho. Better quality at myy blog. www.qwerf.com

These are most fun, I've found muscles I didn't even know I had! In the end we required liquids, so decided to go down to the garage....Then we spotted Wimpies. Humour ensued. Allegedly you can jump 6 feet and run 22 mph....Unless you're Sven or Griff in which case you can only fall flat on your face.

MUCH better watched in full quality at http://www.qwerf.com/?p=242 This took a few days to film, a couple of bruises and hours of footage to edit into a few minutes. I enjoyed making it. Hope you enjoy viewing.

..I've got the evidence. No but seriously, I'm going to Taiwan to meet Mr13 himself.

Here I show the world my secrets, Im a hacker ninja biker gambler hacker. 250 a time? Im banned from most casinos Im now also banned from the house on anything on two wheels

So I'm ranting about car tax, and the fines related to not renewing it. I'm ranting about my wife, I'm ranting about the price of fuel, I'm ranting about everything!

Cool new rc car gadget, best seen from my blog http://www.qwerf.com/?p=210

Went for a run offroad, the video isn't that interesting but you must see the views. Which unfortunately the camera/encoding/etc really don't do it justice.

Today we see some bad driving and a good save...As ever the camera doesn't do things justice....The bike really went! More on my blog http://www.qwerf.com including high res pictures

In the news today an english chap is threatened with arrest unless he removes his tshirt featuring a forty foot fictional robot, why? How is a tshirt a threat to security?

Annoyance, why should I remove an open faced helmet when a muslim woman following me gets let in?

American power trippy police, reasonable force? Nope, they're out of control. (IMO) see my blog! http://www.qwerf.com

BIRDS! What, am I supposed to watch the sky as well as the road? Check out my blog http://www.qwerf.com

Little or no commentry on this one, just random happenings on the road and other things i've witnessed.

So I thought I'd make a minor addition to my motorbike, is it anygood? Is it worth it, what do you think? Who wants to see my ugly face anyway?

That's right kids, don't try this at home! The bike quickly gets to the top speed and it's hairraising! For more like this see my blog http://www.qwerf.com