When Chuck Norris plays Mario Bros., the Princess is not in another castle.

Apparently this knife has a CO2 cartridge in it that releases when you stab it into something, making it explode and freezing stuff the gas contacts. I can finally get a +3 Frost Burst dagger now!

I think his favorite song was "Mr. Roboto".

I can think of no better way to make your hamster hate you. Of course, it's a hamster, so who cares?

Someone forgot to tell the pilot they'd just waxed the carrier deck.

Really interesting slow-motion video of an iron ball dropping into a sand pit.

This is why helicopters shouldn't try to fly upside down.

Hooking a motorcycle engine up to a chainsaw doesn't always work out for the best.

In fact, he hates it so much that he lets a redneck destroy it with a machine gun.

I'm glad to hear that thing only eats rotten fruit, 'cause a carnivorous beetle the size of a hamster would be fucking scary.

I'm never going to look at the brown stains in the toilet quite the same way again.

Enough money to feed Africa for a year just blew up right there.

Follow a marshmellow peep as it rides a high-altitude balloon 100,000 feet up.

The Shatner and his daughter pimp a 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass.

It's good to see that they're out getting some exercise, but I don't think this is really an improvement over their mom's basement.

I seriously think we just saw Superman. Or at least Wolverine.

Probably the greatest work of Halo-Metroid fandom ever. With lesbian chicks in armor blowing stuff up.

Should've just whipped out some flowers and gone all fireball on those troopa's asses...

It's kinda important to actually toss the grenade through the door, instead of dropping it on your own guys.

Who didn't want one of these as a kid?