Ok, so perhaps he's not that wimpy after all...

A pretty inventive way to compose a song.

So... being religious is like sticking a fork in your face and up your ass and connecting them to a car battery? Gotcha. Sounds awesome.

When all else fails, John McCain turns to the Video Professor!

Dinner gets interesting in this nifty stop-motion piece by PES.

Playing in a Pokemon national tournament is sort of like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. Especially since I bet he spent that $5k prize on more Pokemon cards.

Long John McCain has a message of love.

That's one flaming disaster, all right.

Might want to do a better job not parking your car in the "Tanks Only" lane next time, buddy.

Colbert's latest green screen challenge has led to some fantastic McCain ad mashups.

Don't make me whip out my puppet and lay a smackdown on your ass.

Probably the coolest claymation zombie movie you'll see all week.

This would pretty much be the greatest tour of London ever.

Could anything possibly be better than an all-midget Western?

I can think of no better way to sell coffee.

Someone decided to have some fun with a Chuck E Cheese robot band...

You'd think this is fake, until you realize that it's from Japan. Then it makes perfect sense.

Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.

The Republican party is the only one that addresses the issues real Americans care about.

If you're gonna try to get kids to not do drugs, don't use a pop singer who's hair looks like something out of an LCD trip.