Just a snapshot of the tom-foolery goings on at the vorpmi club.

She's our girl.

I sho do hope (S)He has a sense of humor.

Any budding Mark Twain, Will Rogers, or Camille Paglia greatly encouraged to add their own witticism. P.S. Steve you stay away.

What is a light metaphor for the impending struggle between man and machine?

A pledge unpledged is a terrible thing to waste.

Sometimes the smallest of things will bring back fond memories.

LYRICS The accompanying song is for Tina or a future Janis. These two could whipit like no others before or since! SQUAWK IT! Gosh darn it, Baby. Gosh darn it, Sweet Pea. Gosh darn it, Baby. All you want to do is fuss and fight and make me blue. So Squawk It! I go out and work ev'r single day. When I come home, you're sleepin' in the hay. Better list'n to what I say, there mightn't be another day. So Squawk It! You know how that I love you? I know that you love me too. That's why I'm so upset. Gettin' to me Baby and I don't want to lose it Baby. So Squawk It! Day after day you play that ole guitar. Someday you hope to be some big superstar. But 'til that day can't you consider NOT BEING SUCH A JERK. And please go out and find some work. SQUAWK THAT!

A head spinning experience but not all black.

What If?

Ahhh, true love, sometimes it just can't be explained.