He was doing so well until the easy landing.

I used to actually have nightmares about this happening to me, and this idiot is out doing it on purpose.

I never knew you could do tricks with a Bobcat. But now I know.

A guy who was choking to death performed an emergency tracheotomy... on himself.

A guy trying to buy drugs gets hit in the face with a trout. No, seriously.

In what universe did this seems like a good idea?

That'll get you drunk.

It really, really isn't supposed to bend like that, dude.

"Oh, I have zee gun, gives me zee monies! No? Okay, I leaves now."

Honestly, I'm impressed that the truck actually took that much damage.

This guy should count himself lucky he no longer has to drive something that advertises how small his penis is.

It takes special skill to crash something that doesn't go much faster than 10 mph, but Billy Bob here manages it with style.

Kid trying to ramp off a little jump gets a mouthful of pavement and shattered teeth.

Well, "fun" if getting shot with darts is your idea of fun.

He's not old enough to really be missing his balls yet. No loss.

When you're a drunk Russian, getting your pants on is hard enough. When you're a fat drunk Russian trying to wear skinny emokid pants, it's damn near impossible.

Maybe if you weren't such a fatty you wouldn't have failed so miserably.

An in-car camera catches a bus tail-ending a parked car and almost knocking it off a bridge.

A drunk ninja gets kicked in the balls by a girl.

A construction crane loses its breaks and careens down a busy street.