The traditional "Happy Birthday" song is actually copyrighted, owned by Time-Warner, and they consider singing it on this site to be a "public performance" that requires paying a royalty. And so, I offer my all-new copyright-free Happy Birthday song. Have fun with it; it's my gift to the world. More info and resources... Unhappy Birthday: http://unhappybirthday.com/ Happy Birthday Screw You (Kembrew McLeod): http://www.boycott-riaa.com/article/15999 Snopes Urban Legend Reference Page: http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/birthday.asp