It is what it is...........
--Osama Jacked Baby Jesus--
-Jesus loves the little Children,
All the little Children of the World;
Red and Yellow, Black, and White,
They're all precious in His sight;
Jesus loves the little Children of
The World.
(Hey, who just stole the Baby Jesus!)
-Well, no one ever steals a Menorah,
And the Catholics are safe with their
Rosary Beads;
But if I ever catch that God-Damned
Osama Bin La Din,
I'm gonna kill him for what he did to
My Momma's Nativity Scene.
-Someone stole my Momma's Baby Jesus,
Hung Mary and Joseph from the tree;
Osama, there's gonna be hell to pay for this Son,
Your rag-head ass, it can't hide from me.
-Well, it's a shame, when a Nativity Scene gets desecrated,
Momma's just sick about it, and has took to bed;
Now Osama Bin La Din, when I catch you,
I'm gonna shoot you right in the head.
-Yeah, Osama Bin LaDin stole my Momma's Baby Jesus,
Hung Mary and Joseph from the Nativity Tree;
If I ever catch that rag-head Osama,
I'm gonna teach a thing or two to thee.
Dec
07
07
Osama Jacked Baby Jesus
Rating: 10
Christmas | thief | vandal | tree | sketch | improv | terrorism | religion | thief | hate | brotherhood | brethren |
Mar
15
15
Robbing Your Roommate Video
Rating: 1026
A guy thought his roommate was stealing from him so he put a hidden camera in his room. The roomate indeed came into his room to steal from him, and noticed the camera, but wasn't quite sure what he was supposed to do...Idiot.
Jul
26
26
Who stole my Marlboro
Rating: 22
Aug
30
30
The Thieves, Nanaimo Blues Festival, Nanaimo, BC, Canada, 26Aug2007, Red House
Rating: 27
Thieves | The | Thieves | Diana | Braithwaite | nanaimo | blues | society | nanaimo | blues | festival | nanaimo | bc | canada | blues | summertime | blues | festival |
Aug
30
30
The Thieves, Nanaimo Blues Festival, Nanaimo, BC, Canada, 26Aug2007, The Hunter
Rating: 32
Thieves | The | Thieves | nanaimo | blues | society | nanaimo | blues | festival | nanaimo | bc | canada | blues | summertime | blues | festival |
Aug
30
30
The Thieves, Nanaimo Blues Festival, Nanaimo, BC, Canada, 26Aug2007, She's So Fine
Rating: 37
Thieves | The | Thieves | nanaimo | blues | society | nanaimo | blues | festival | nanaimo | bc | canada | blues | summertime | blues | festival |
Apr
14
14
Sakura's Heroes and Thieves
Rating: 95
Naruto | Sakura | Sasuke | SasuSaku | NaruSaku | SasukexSakura | NarutoxSakura | Sasuke | x | Sakura | Naruto | x | Sakura | Heroes | and | Thieves | Heroes | Thieves | Vanessa | Carlton | Vanessa | Carlton |
Aug
29
29
The Thieves, Nanaimo Blues Festival, Nanaimo, BC, Canada, 26Aug2007, Don't You Know
Rating: 10
Thieves | The | Thieves | nanaimo | blues | society | nanaimo | blues | festival | nanaimo | bc | canada | blues | summertime | blues | festival |
May
28
28
The Duh Chronicles -- Neighbor Breaks In My Home!
Rating: 31
torigirl35 | breaking | in | home | house | keys | credit | cards | mastercard | thief | neighbor | stupidity | friend |
Nov
27
27
CCTV captures stalker bike thief
Rating: 188
Man pulls up on his bike outside his workplace,goes inside and his bike gets stolen...you can see the thief lurking around waiting for his moment...this happened to me once and annoyed the hell out of me.
May
03
03
Thieves Get Beaten
Rating: 1503
This beating starts off pretty lame, but when the concrete chunks come out it just gets plain unsettling.
Oct
02
02
Seagull Pinches An Old Geezers Ice Cream.
Rating: 107
Nov
20
20
Raw Footage Of Thieves Getting Arrested
Rating: 443
Feb
16
16
Woman Fights off a Thief with a Huge Axe
Rating: 83
May
25
25
Truck stealing thief gets caught and exposed
Rating: 180
Nov
20
20
High Speed Chase Of Stolen Pick Up Truck
Rating: 222
Feb
23
23
Taser Cam Catches Thief Getting Shocked
Rating: 1438
Apr
21
21
Foolish Thief....
Rating: 104
Jun
26
26
Sneaky Thief Exploits Skank Fight
Rating: 1155
Jun
13
13
Bush Gets Pickpocketed
Rating: 2244















