A *Totally* different type of response to BradThunder's "Accent Challenge-Some Choice Scottish Phraseology" This one has a bit of a twist:)))

Demis Tellytubby

This politically incorrect ballad is also known as "The Wife Wrapt in Wether's Skin".

Garden Dancers

Lost Kid

Wet Paint

From September 2006. We go out in strange costumes and screw with drunk people. Normally, we try and give produce to drunks, but because of delays we didn't get out until after the grocery store closed... In the end though, we all learned a lesson - drunk people are funny to screw with.

Ass Or Chicken

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing bags of Doritos from a neighborhood shop The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

Locked In Shed

Shoplifter

Craigtoun Park Train

I'm one tenth Scottish on my left side you know.

An original song by Peri Urban. Direct to camera.

Sample Clips from the 2007 Heartland International Tattoo. DVD can be purchased from our main website at www.prairiestarproductions.com

Glasgow Rangers Beasleys Goal Against Lyon

I sang this funny little Scottish song. Mike Cross Lyrics Under the Scotsman's Kilt Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair. And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet. And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-a-ladio, Ring di diddle-e-i-o He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by. One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye, "See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built. I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt." Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-a-ladio, Ring di diddle-e-i-o I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt. They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be. Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see. And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt. Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth. Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-a-ladio, Ring di diddle-e-i-o Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth. They marveled for a minute then one said, "We must be gone. Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along." As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow. Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show. Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-a-ladio, Ring di diddle-e-i-o Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show. Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees. Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees. And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes, "Oh, lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize." Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-a-ladio, Ring di diddle-e-i-o "Oh, lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize."

Peeing In Lemonade

Nana Melon takes Brad Thunder's accent challenge and attempts to pronounce some Scottish phrases.

Mad Parking Attendant