This politically incorrect ballad is also known as "The Wife Wrapt in Wether's Skin".

Another of the traditional ballads collected by Francis James Child. The politically incorrect story of a wife so difficult that she gets sent back from Hell.

Which do you think gets said more often: "happy holidays" or "merry Christmas?" Which term do you think won in 2007? You may be surprised!

College fires students for holding rubber duck hostage.

A Silent Film made about dead people who fall in love.

Here's Larry the Cable Guy's politically correct version of The Night Before Christmas.

George Carlin on Politically Incorrect Pt 2 of 2

George Carlin on Politically Incorrect Pt 1 of 2

Can PC go too far?

Here is some backstage footage of Bill during an appearance he made on Politically Incorrect in 2002.

Jiang satisfies his craving for grandiose at the expenses of the nation

Amuck Correctness this time of year

One we need to hear.

Since I became politically correct I found I had to stop singing about 90% of the traditional songs I enjoy singing! Note: The incident in the sixth verse is based on my own experience. One of my Form 3 students in an Australian school was killed by her own father because she shamed her family by having a boyfriend. The case is also referred to in Phil Cleary's book, "Just Another Little Murder." Lyrics: You know that dirty story That's currently doing the rounds. If you dare to pass it on you'll be on Very shaky grounds. These days any kind of humour Seems to be out of bounds. All jokes you must reject. You can't draw a caricature In case it offends. You must beware and never dare Upset our Muslim friends. You'd better get on the bandwagon And follow the latest trends. You have to be politically correct. You can't make fun of Irishmen, You can't make fun of Jews. And don't attack the feminists -- You've got too much to lose. They'll always let you speak your mind So long as you share their views. And don't say you've been hen-pecked! An anatomically compact bloke Should never be called a dwarf. You can say he's vertically challenged, But never say he's short. Call a differently-weighted person fat And you might end up in court. You have to be politically correct. If a guy comes up to you And invites you to play, You can't call him a homo And send him on his way. "You poofter!" is a no-no, But it's okay to say he's gay! You have to show respect. You can't call a spade A spade any more. You can't call a sex-worker A prostitute or whore. And you can't make jokes About your mother-in-law. You have to be politically correct. They've censored all the fairy tales, They're banning Mother Goose. You mustn't laugh at Benny Hill Or even Lenny Bruce. And you mustn't smack your naughty child. You'll get done for child abuse, And then your family's wrecked. You can't assume that others Share the beliefs that you hold dear. You can't say "Merry Christmas", But only "Happy New Year", And if you make a Nativity scene You'll be thrown out on your ear. You have to be politically correct. Sometimes Mother Nature Is very hard to please. Environmental issues Can bring a business to its knees. Stop your global warming And go out and hug some trees. This pollution must be checked. Endangered whales and sharks Are disappearing from the seas, But if we try to save the whales We'll offend the Japanese, And sharks fin soup at a banquet Is important for Chinese. You have to be politically correct. Sixteen-year-old Zerrin Had a boyfriend, to her shame. Her father stabbed the girl to death To save the family's name. The judge said, "He's a Muslim, So that mitigates the blame. What else would you expect?" "Allow for cultural differences" Is a song you'll learn to sing, Though equality for women Is a very worthy thing, We must allow for cultures where The man is like a king. You have to be politically correct. Don't call a nigger a nigger Unless you're a nigger too. Borat can tell anti-Jewish jokes Because he's actually a Jew, And Kazakhstan is wondering Who the hell to sue, Their reputation to protect. The safest thing to do Is to sit firmly on the fence. Don't be so bloody sensitive, So quick to take offence. Have a sense of humour And have some common sense. Do you have to be politically correct?

Listen how this sheeple changes his tone when asked why won't he sign up by a War Veteran.

One of the classic Depression-era musical cartoons created by Max and Dave Fleischer. Satchmo's soundtrack obviously inspires the artists - even if the visuals aren't in any way "politically correct" 70-plus years later

Comedian Nick DiPaolo on everything from anal leakage to Palestinian lesbians! - it's LIVE tv, it's Socialive!

but nevertheless, it's perfect for this one.