He'd probably be a better thief if he wasn't talking about it on stage.

Not even the President is immune to getting his watch swiped in Albania. Watch very closely around the 1-minute mark; first he has a watch, then there's a hand over, it, then he doesn't. Whoever pulled this off might just have the largest cajones in history.

This professional pickpocket from Switzerland shows his audience just how easy it is to fall a victim to theft!

Ah, the stupid American who doesn't know to keep everything remotely valuable stashed safely away...