Pat Hetic needs a sweetheart. He thinks one dame out in cyberspace will discover this video and fall in love. The pathetic search continues... (By youtuber DanielGardner)

I'm in your store, being a dumbass!

A "man" is showing his skills at singing. Really funny! :P

if she existed she wouldn't be impressed

umm, yeah. *oomph*

Whatever it is, it definitely isn't sexy...

A man is demonstrating his talents in dancing and singing!

A special behind the scenes look at some of the stuff on my bookshelf.

a really lame slide show of yours truly.

"Oh, I have zee gun, gives me zee monies! No? Okay, I leaves now."

Video speaks for itself.

Whining like a little girl probably won't make the tow truck driver give you your car back, dude...

Major unlucky days of your favorite skaters. The song is "Bring me to Life" by Evanescence.

I'm such an idiot!

I want to meet a lady friend for long walks on the beach, picnics in the park and copulation of a phyisical nature.

This scene from "Teen Witch" basically defines the 80s.

my tattoos

George Bush hates black music.

This is my attempt at the "Be the Tyrant" contest. I can't do the voice. I think I did get the gestures and moving around down, though....

This is just a update video that was intended for just youtube but I figured I would put it on live video also. Most of it has to do with both sites anyway. My only account on live video is this one (acehydro). Thanks for watching. And spare the comments about this being live video not youtube and blah blah blaah... Happy (early) 4th of July to everyone and drive/drink safe.