i read a poem i wrote. does it look like i have a mustache when my lip curls? do i pronounce capriole and entrechat correctly? funny that i'm not sure, isn't it?

In our first intallment of Bikini News theater, Jennifer Jackson tackles the very difficult role of playing Miss. Lindsay Lohan. Plus, we want to know: what makes you happy when you come home at night?

I perform my poem "The Curious Student", a piece inspired by a professor a couple of years ago. Many thanks to Steve515, FredlyFX, Caveman and Kenrg for letting me use their handsome faces in this video!

Defendant Joe Somar, of the band 'The Fugue', on People's Court, explaining why his life is hard. "Mustache."

I'm back with some stories to get everyone caught up with me.. I'll have more updates very soon.

This Was Fun To Shoot. I Gotta Say That Doing Wacky Characters Is Way More Fun Than Doing Normal Ones LoL! The Parts Where Mr. Slokavich Keeps Opening And Closing The Door And Saying His: I Could Have Done That For Hours. Hours Of Improvising Funny Ass Stuff LoL! So I Hope You Enjoy It! P.S. I Like Making Credits No Matter How Long Or Short The Movie LoL! :)

A blue genie flying in front of an explosion? WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING? <a href="http://www.babelgum.com/boff">BABELGUM.com</a>

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his mustache

For reasons unknown to me this got over 100,000 hits on YouTube in 3 days. It's just moustache wax!

Poem by Wallace Stevens.

This Is Great. I Usually Edit Out All The Non Vid Stuff Like Bloopers And Other "Behind The Scenes" Stuff. But Here I Left The Most Of It In. Its Funny Cause The Bloopers In This Vid Are Real! As Real As Me You And Other Real Things. And This Is Probably Me At My Most Crazy, But The Funny Thing About That Is I'm Most Creative At My Most Crazy! Plus Being Incredibly Tired Kinda Helps The Crazy. So Please Watch Through This Vid At Least Once Cause It Is 5 Minutes, Something I Don't Normally Do, Cause You Won't Regret It! ThanK You!

His driver's license must've said he was McLovin...

they were like... trying to walk all tough but... they're hipsters so that's an oxymoron. lol

Very simpsons style humor with Reality Binge host Eric Toms.

Mutaytor Rehearsal for "the Mustache Show" at the Roxy, LA 8/07. "Monsters" by the Mutaytor Photography / Photomation - Sebastian

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Steve comes to livevideo

When Mr. H decides to shave his beard into a mustache, the fellas ridicule him. But Mr. H retaliates by familiarizing his friends with the history and power of "the stache" by harnessing the power of hip-hop. "MY STACHE" LYRICS My Stache! Don't you disrespect My indefatigable upper lip accent The ladies love And The girls, they scream Cause my four inch domestic da stache of all they dreams Whether William Howard Taft Or Edgar Allan Poe When they see my stache, b#tches want some mo' Mustache, Mustache (What, What! What, What!) My Stache, My Stache (What, What! What, What!) Burt Reynolds He was at his best when Grew out his stache on the run from Smokey Pimp Shoutin' "Ye-Haw", as Bo Darville Sally Field was victim, stache did the lady kill And as for Selleck Magnum PI! His stache - like a shuriken - through your motherf@ckin eye Mustache, Mustache (What, What! What, What!) My Stache, My Stache (What, What! What, What!) For all you haters And childish instigators Who say the stache is a piece of trash and only for French Waiters Fools I say Mr. H will make you pay As you run and hide, all flee inside, when you see the stache come your way On the dance floor make some room For my mini push broom As it steals your girl, brings her to my world and puts you in a tomb Mustache, Mustache (What, What! What, What!) My Stache, My Stache (What, What! What, What!) DICTIONARY Indefatigable - (adj) Incapable of being tired out; not yielding to fatigue; untiring. Four Inch Domestic aka Push Broom - (n) The most standard mustache that does not migrate horizontally nor vertically beyond the width of the lips; a typical "cop mustache". William Howard Taft - (n) 27th President of the United States. First president to own an automobile. Mustache aficionado. Edgar Allan Poe - (n) Poet, short story writer, playwright and essayist, best known for his tales of the macabre and mystery and for his commitment to mustaches. Bo Darville - (n) Burt Reynold's character in SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT. More often used his ham radio handle, "Bandit". Shuriken - (n) Ninja Throwing Star.

This, my friends, is "Googling" by Guadalajara Joe!

More To Much Free Time And Boredom. And For Some Reason Guys In The 20's Would Just Pick Up A Gun And Shoot, Like Right Till The Fucker Is Dry And Clicking. Plus They Love Listening To Rap And Pulling A "Cribs" Like Montage. Enjoy!