Get up and dance to the Curly shuffle When me and my friends go out on the town We can't sit still. We can't sit down We don't like to fight and we don't like to scuffle Dancin' all night doin' the Curly Shuffle Hey, Moe. Hey, Moe. Well, a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk. La-le-li-li woo-woo-woo-woo Well, we never miss a chance We get up and dance and do the Curly Shuffle Well, me and my friends love Larry and Moe We love Curly's brother Shemp and his fat clone Joe It's such a delight to boogie and hustle Dancin' all night doin' the Curly Shuffle Hey, Moe. Hey, Moe. Well, a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk. We-be-be-be-be-be Oh, a wise guy Well, we never miss a chance We get up and dance and do the Curly Shuffle Well, me and my friends-we all love to see Comedy classics on late night TV Those knuckleheads always get in a scuffle A push and a shove doin' the Curly Shuffle Hey, Moe. Hey, Moe. Well, a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk. Look at the grouse, Look at the grouse Ruff-Ruff-Ruff-Ruff Well, we never miss a chance We get up and dance and do the Curly Shuffle

We skipped the light fandango turned cartwheels 'cross the floor I was feeling kinda seasick but the crowd called out for more The room was humming harder as the ceiling flew away When we called out for another drink the waiter brought a tray And so it was that later as the miller told his tale that her face, at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of pale She said, 'There is no reason and the truth is plain to see.' But I wandered through my playing cards and would not let her be one of sixteen vestal virgins who were leaving for the coast and although my eyes were open they might have just as well've been closed She said, 'I'm home on shore leave,' though in truth we were at sea so I took her by the looking glass and forced her to agree saying, 'You must be the mermaid who took Neptune for a ride.' But she smiled at me so sadly that my anger straightway died If music be the food of love then laughter is its queen and likewise if behind is in front then dirt in truth is clean My mouth by then like cardboard seemed to slip straight through my head So we crash-dived straightway quickly and attacked the ocean bed

so much conjecture surrounding the assassination of JFK, could this explain the mystery bullet?

Jimi Hendrix Hey Joe (Beat Club London 1967) Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Alright. I'm goin down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man. Yeah,! I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man. Huh! And that ain't too cool. 2nd verse (Ah. -backing vocal on each line) Uh, hey Joe, I heard you shot your woman down, you shot her down. Uh, hey Joe, I heard you shot you old lady down, you shot her down to the ground. Yeah! Yes, I did, I shot her, you know I caught her messin' 'round, messin' 'round town. Uh, yes I did, I shot her you know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town. And I gave her the gun and I shot her! Alright (Ah! Hey Joe) Shoot her one more time for me, baby! (Oo) Yeah. (Hey Joe!) Ah, dig it! (Hey) Ah! Ah! (Joe where you gonna go?) Oh, alright. 3rd verse Hey Joe, said now, (Hey) uh, where you gonna run to now, where you gonna run to? Yeah. (where you gonna go?) Hey Joe, I said, (Hey) where you goin' to run to now, where you, where you gonna go? (Joe!) Well, dig it! I'm goin' way down south, way down south, (Hey) way down south to Mexico way! Alright! (Joe) I'm goin' way down south, (Hey, Joe) way down where I can be free! (where you gonna...) Ain't no one gonna find me babe! (...go?) Ain't no hangman gonna, (Hey, Joe) he ain't gonna put a rope around me! (Joe where you gonna..) You better belive it right now! (...go?) I gotta go now! Hey, hey, hey Joe, (Hey Joe) you better run on down! (where you gonna...) Goodbye everybody. Ow! (...go?) Hey, hey Joe, what'd I say, (Hey.......................Joe) run on down. (where you gonna go?

My hero, our gift from God, farewell, sung so beautifully as only this blessed hero could. I hurt myself today to see if i still feel. I focus on the pain, the only thing thats real. The needle tears a hole; the old familiar sting, try to kill it all away, but I remember everything. (Chorus) what have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone i know, goes away in the end, and you could have it all: my empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you hurt. I wear this crown of thorns upon my liars chair: full of broken thoughts, I cannot repair. Beneath the stains of time, the feelings dissapear. You are someone else, I am still right here. What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know, goes away in the end, and you could have it all: my empire of dirt. I will let you down, I will make you hurt. If I could start again, a million miles away, I will keep myself, I would find a way.

The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter (Live 1997) Oh, a storm is threat'ning My very life today If I don't get some shelter Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away Ooh, see the fire is sweepin' Our very street today Burns like a red coal carpet Mad bull lost its way War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away The floods is threat'ning My very life today Gimme, gimme shelter Or I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away It's just a shot away It's just a shot away It's just a shot away I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away Kiss away, kiss away

The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The DevilPlease allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the tsar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reach Bombay Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, um yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down Woo, who Oh yeah, get on down Oh yeah Oh yeah! Tell me baby, what's my name Tell me honey, can ya guess my name Tell me baby, what's my name I tell you one time, you're to blame Oh, who woo, woo Woo, who Woo, woo Woo, who, who Woo, who, who Oh, yeah What's my name Tell me, baby, what's my name Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

there's a certain kind of dynamical, magic going on here. don't you think? ya just gotta love it. Baby I need your lovin' Baby I need your lovin' Although you're never near Your voice I often hear Another day, another night I long to hold you tight 'Cause I'm so lonely Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin' Some say it's a sign of weakness For a man to beg Then weak I'd rather be If it means havin' you to keep 'Cause lately I've been losin' sleep Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin' Empty nights Echo your name Sometimes I wonder Will I ever be the same Oh yeah, when you see me smile You know Things have gotten worse Any smile you might see Has all been rehearsed Darlin', I can't go on without you This emptiness won't let me live without you This loneliness inside me darlin' Makes me feel not alive, honey Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' I got to have all your lovin' Baby, I need your lovin' Got to have all your lovin'

Judy Garland and Fanny Brice as Snooks in Why, Because.

amv of knocking on heavens door. Mama take this badge off me, I can't use it any more, It's getting dark, too dark to see, Feel I'm knocking on heaven's door. [true, all true, happened] Knock, knock knockin' on heaven's door. Knock, knock knockin' on heaven's door. Knock, knock knockin' on heaven's door. Knock, knock knockin' on heaven's door. Mama put my guns in the ground, I can't shoot them any more, That long black cloud is coming down, I Feel like I'm knocking on heaven's door. Knock, knock knockin' on heaven's door. Knock, knock knockin' on heaven's door. Knock, knock knockin' on heaven's door, yeah yeah. Knock, knock knockin' on heaven's door. yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah

EAGLES Hotel California

annoying thing

Tenacious

When I come home baby And I've been working all night long I put my daughter on my knee, and she say "Daddy what's wrong?" I put my head on her shoulder She whispers in my ear so sweet You know what she says? "Daddy you're a fool to cry You're a fool to cry And it makes me wonder why." You know, I got a woman And she lives in the poor part of town and I go see her sometimes And we make love, so fine I put my head on her shoulder She says, "Tell me all your troubles." You know what she says? She says "Daddy you're a fool to cry You're a fool to cry and it makes me wonder why." Daddy you're a fool to cry Oh, I love you so much baby Daddy you're a fool to cry Daddy you're a fool to cry, yeah She says, "Daddy you're a fool to cry You're a fool to cry And it makes me wonder why." She says, "Daddy you're a fool to cry Daddy you're a fool to cry Daddy you're a fool to cry Daddy you're a fool to cry Even my friends say to me sometimes And make out like I don't understand them You know what they say They say, "Daddy you're a fool to cry You're a fool to cry You're a fool to cry And it makes me wonder why." I'm a fool baby I'm a fool baby I'm a certified fool, now I want to tell ya Gotta tell ya, baby I'm a fool baby I'm a fool baby Certified fool for ya, mama, come on I'm a fool I'm a fool I'm a fool

ZZ Top music video from another generation of fun and good times. I been up, I been down Take my word, my way around I ain't askin' for much I said, Lord, take me downtown I'm just lookin' for some tush I been bad, I been good Dallas, Texas, Hollywood I ain't askin' for much I said, Lord, take me downtown I'm just lookin' for some tush Take me back way back home Not by myself, not alone I ain't askin' for much I said, Lord, take me downtown I'm just lookin' for some tush

500 k.volts of surging, unharnessed, mega power.

These guys have trained their horse Patches to ride in the car, fetch beer, and answer the phone!

Didn't I make you feel Like you were the only man Yeah I did not give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can honey you know I did Each time I tell myself that I well I think I've had enough What I'm gonna show you baby is that a woman can be tough CHORUS: I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on And take it Take another little piece of my heart now baby Break it Break another little bit of my heart now darlin' yeah Have a Have another little piece of my heart now baby You know you got it if it makes you feel good, oh yes it did You're out on the streets lookin' good And baby deep down in your heart I guess you know that it ain't right Never never never never never never Hear me when I cry, cry, cry, cry Baby I cry all the time Each time I tell myself that I well I can't stand the pain But when you hold me in your arms I'm singing once again

RICH RAMSEY TV. MY CABLE COMPANY HAS A NEW CHANNEL CALLED ADULT MICK AT NIGHT AND THEY RUN MARATHONS OF CANCELLED PILOTS FROM BACK IN THE DAY. TRACK FROM MY COMEDY CD'S DUDE U NEED THIS COMEDY AND ORIENTATION OF THE OPEN MIKER. INTRO MUSIC-- JAY PLOT 1-3RA' LICORICH RECORDS OUTRO MUSIC-- RICH RAMSEY U NEVER DIE ENTERTAINMENT SAMPLE-- CHRISTOF RYJIN NICK AT NIGHT ABE R. RATED WAS A FRIEND

Beatles Help! I do believe it's time. (Help) I need somebody (Help) Not just anybody (Help) You know I need someone (Help) When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind I've opened up the doors Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me And now my life has changed in oh, so many ways My independence seems to vanish in the haze But every now and then I feel so insecure I know that I just need you like I've never done before Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind I've opened up the doors Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oooo