There's something unsettling about parents who get so involved with their kids' sports that they will get in serious arguments/fights over it. Seriously, get a life. Stop living through your kids.

Stonehenge, church-building, the plague, blind composers -- it's all here! What more could you want? Besides those minutes back that you wasted watching this nonsense?

Ever wish someone dead? Kinda violent. This is an idea that can get back at the annoying people without being too violent. Though if you like being violent, that's your business. Just don't kill me.

Oh, just Lincoln whining about his cats and some of the things they do just because they're cats and are inherently lazy and such. Also they get in his damn way when he tries to feed them.

Wacky rambling involving girls, high school, frustration...and pants. Lots and lots of pants.

Apparently I need to relax more - I mean I'm flipping out over laundry. And not in a detergent commercial way either. In a "I'm going to kill the next person who messes with my laundry" way.

TV doesn't take much brain power...sure would save on number of free hours in a day if your brain could let you watch 2 shows at a time...with heeeeeeeeeeelarious results.

Seagulls = stupid. That's the bullet point of this one. Anyone inclined to disagree? Ever see a seagull performing anything remotely resembling a higher brain function? Yeah. EXACTLY.

You may or may not have heard about the dessert in a Sri Lankan restaurant that costs $14,500; anyway this bit of rambling is focused on that. And here I am whining when a slice of cake is $5.99.

Some people are just too stupid to live. Not saying they should die...just surprised it hasn't happened yet. Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong. Dare ya.

When you're done watching this, you will be no smarter and a minute and a half more dead than you were when you started. So why bother? Well you're already reading this; make the full commitment!

Bottom line of this: even if you see a woman who you figure absolutely must be pregnant, even if you believe there's no way she could possibly NOT be pregnant...you STILL shouldn't say anything. Ever. EVER. Say it with me -- EV-ER. If she's not, you can't afford to be wrong. Seriously. How do people not know this? Is this bloody rocket science? If a woman talks to you about being pregnant, fine. Otherwise, don't say "Congratulations" or "How far along are you?" or "When's the baby due?" unless you'd like a 2x4 to the head. Damn, people!

Wouldn't it be great to drop a falling piano on a blabbermouth? Tell me I'm lying. Dare ya!

A British teacher in Sudan allows student to name a teddy bear and this action leads people to want her dead. Am I missing a piece of the puzzle here? I never took my teddy-naming so seriously.

Strange how the people with the immaculate houses are the ones who apologize for them while the messhounds of the world just don't seem to care.

Wow...guess I'm just mad or bitter or something. Then again, people who make a big thing about how bloody happy they are can really grate on the nerves, yeah?

Some people mean well...but are bloody well thoughtless when you think about it. You know who you are!

This nonsensical entry manages to tie in Hurricane Katrina, a claim related to said hurricane for 3 quadrillion dollars (aka a LOT of dough) and...Howie Mandel.

Somehow a painful time in my life has been turned into goofy schtick involving a horrible catchphrase. Oh well.

Doug Moore, a convicted pedophile, kills himself 4 years ago. They only recently have concluded -- after a coroner's inquest - that it was a suicide. Hmm...when somebody hears the news that a pedophile just died, usually people react with "Good"; they don't tend to get bogged down with the why and the how. Oh well, maybe somebody is sleeping better now.