Hello and welcome to the Josh Lambdickend show.

NOTE: If you don't feel like watching Grayson talk for the first 2:00 feel free to skip ahead. Josh Lambdickend is back and now has his own show! He interviews a girl who thinks shes a Hindu. She also wishes to be called Gandhi! What is this world coming to?!

Poor, poor Josh Lambdickend is a struggling news anchor just trying to make a living for himself. His mischevious crew often screw him up. First, Josh Lambdickend reports on a missing flask of gramona. This causes him to get emotional. When he starts crying, his contacts fall out, so he put on his glasses so he can read the cue cards. --- CUT --- He apoligises for the interference. He then gets flustered whenever he starts reading a bag of dog food instead of his cue card. The camera gets a little too close to Josh's face. Then a ghost, or a creeper, appears on stage. They then shoot the creeper. --- CUT --- It turns out that there was a rapist trying to find him. There's also a stress fracture in the window, that they already knew about. Josh's crew starts acting up, and Mr. Lamndickend claimed that he worked with monkeys. Just as Josh Lambdickend's career seems over, he finds another story to report on: a bear is being stolen. America's Most Wanted is needed! He goes on to tell the criminal her verdict as oranges drip down the criminal's bosom. The criminal then becomes a hero by saving the bear somehow. As they pause for "station identification," they become contacted by something mistaken as an alien force. As Josh realizes that it wasn't an alien force, he gets pissed off. He hopes that one day, he will catch an alien. Possilbly his career will then take off. He's interviewing bears instead. The bear starts singing, but Josh claims that they don't allow singing on his show, so he takes the bear away. He ends his show with a dramatic take-off of his glasses.