<a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith_No_More">Wikipedia</a> <a href="http://www.fnm.com/">Official Site FNM.COM</a> Can you feel it, see it, hear it today? If you cant, then it doesnt matter anyway You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast And it feels so good, its like walking on glass Its so cool, its so hip, its alright Its so groovy, its outta sight You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet You want it all but you cant have it Its cryin, bleedin, lying on the floor So you lay down on it and you do it some more Youve got to share it, so you dare it Then you bare it and you tear it You want it all but you cant have it Its in your face but you cant grab it Its alive, afraid, a lie, a sin Its magic, its tragic, its a loss, its a win Its dark, its moist, its a bitter pain Its sad it happened and its a shame You want it all but you cant have it Its in your face but you cant grab it What is it? Its it What is it? ...

Playing with Christmas stocking

Elysian Fields - Set The Grass on Fire from Bum Raps & Love Taps LP 2006

Lovage

In theaters July 27th. Who’s Your Caddy? is a hilarious, fish-out-of-water comedy about superstar rap mogul, C-Note (Big Boi), who runs into fierce opposition when he tries to join the super stuffy Carolina Pines Golf & Country Club. Undeterred, C-Note gets the brilliant idea to buy the land adjacent to the golf club’s 17th hole, which he cleverly leverages to gain membership. C-Note’s crew wreaks havoc as they bring their larger-than-life style to the club. As the club’s hoighty-toighty leadership desperately tries to revoke C-Note’s membership, our hero realizes that his family’s honor – and secret record-breaking golf history – is at stake. As he takes on the fight of his life, C-Note pulls out all the stops to bring down the club’s backwards establishment and welcome them to the 21st century.

Have you ever noticed that "Wipe-out" syncs up perfectly with the tics of badly shell-shocked soldiers? Neither had I, until I realized these guys were the original early-50s Beatniks.

Actors & Comedians arrive for the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner in August of 2006.

Pattoin Has A solution for the Iraq WAR

A savory edit of Blue Velvet stills scored by Fantomas.

Join international television/radio presenter and producer Alton Patton from Hollywood and around the world for updates on the hottest music and movie projects. Mike Myers' The Love Guru and The Roots' Rising Down album are featured!

Patton Oswalt makes a convincing argument against Dick Cheney. Catch Comedy Central's new series Root of All Evil Wednesday @ 10:30/9:30 c only on Comedy Central.

Musicians, actors & comedians arrive for the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner in August of 2006.

Let the people decide.

Chick Flicks, Patton

Pattons Speach to the troops,

My perception of what General Patton would think of today's neoconservatives. Movie in Windows Media format <a href="http://www.madmustard.com/Videos/Pattons%20Plan.wmv">Patton's Plan</a>

Patton Oswalt describes his thoughts on the gravy filled mound of despair known as the KFC famous bowl or as he likes to call it a failure pile in a sadness bowl. This clip comes from the dvd included with his latest comedy album "Werewolves and Lollipops"

You can have 'em anytime!!!

Fan video originally posted by socratesone From the CD "Werewolves and Lollipops"

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